Saturday, November 22, 2008

inebriated stories part 2

today i went to short pump
but before i bought gloves from an awesome store
i dont mean to be a bore.
but britney spears is a whore
i need some sleep
because at 630 this mornign i peeped
my head is spinning
because i kept winning
in pong that is
im a fucking wiz
brendan was supposed to walk me home
mother fucker didnt so im pissed
but my friends janeahhhhhh and kelseyahhhhhhhh did
and i am deeply greatfull for it
they care about my safetey
and i thank them greatly
inebriated thoughts shall begin
in my mind all we did is win
this doesnt make sense
i love to eat sausages
man do i love them
like jesus loved bethlehem
the place were he was born
when he died people morned
but fuck that he came back
on the 3rd day he rose
why am i talking about htis
at shortpump today i sat in a chair
in nordstroms so i listened to a piano player
it was so good i loved it
man i wish he had played more
the best part was he played beauty and the beast music
that is all

currently listening to
Paranoid - Kanye West

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